Rodan Reacts to Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Braniff June 6, 2019 Interviews

Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)

It seems that Rodan has taken umbrage to how he’s been portrayed in Godzilla: King of the Monsters…

Rodan — “What the hell— Godzilla is MY alpha!? When we fought ol’ three-heads back in ’64 we were EQUALS, but NOW I’m suppose to BOW before that big green jerk like I’m some sort of… Who wrote this crap?!?”

I can see your frustration, but I think you will agree that Godzilla: King of the Monsters is a highly enjoyable movie. One in which you play a rather significant role, perhaps even moreso than Mothra…

Rodan — “Mothra?! Screw that lil’ worm! I was whoppin’ Godzilla’s wrinkled butt up and down Mount Fuji until that stinking’ grub got in my way!”

If you’re referring to the battle between you and Godzilla in Gidorah, the Three Headed Monster, I recall that have actually been an even-sided exchange…

Rodan — “Get my agent on the phone! This is a bunch of bull$#*t!”

OK, look, I didn’t want to say it but there hasn’t been much of a call for you since Destroy All Monsters, and you were fortunate to play the part you did in Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla II. I love ya, guy, I really do, but the honest truth is that GODZILLA is the franchise, and you’re just not that big of a player anymore.

Rodan — “#$%^!”

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